meangirls2004:

legendary

rumour:

slavetrade:

my mom is literally the most selfish person in the world 

what about stingy from lazy town

emokingeddie:

tell me one time twitter has ever lied.

quotemadness:

“We lie best when we lie to ourselves.”

— Stephen King (via quotemadness)

worldsworstfather:

discussing history w men is just like

nitrons:

me flirting: u make me feel less dead